Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket