is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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