You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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