No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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