Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Farmville is her only friend.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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