Christians are straight up FREAKS
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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