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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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