i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?