i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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