The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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