you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I look better un-naked...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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