its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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