Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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