i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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