Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How drunk are you?
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