Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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