it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
