If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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You. Win. At. Life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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