You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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