well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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