he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
