If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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