It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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