There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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