ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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