Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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