TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
the raccoons are back...
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