It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize