I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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