so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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