I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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