Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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