She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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