Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
