my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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