You work out of a Hotel?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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