i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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