I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My vagina is very pro this idea
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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