Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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