We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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