dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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