Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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