wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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