Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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