WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you will always have a special place in my vag
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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