they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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