god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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