quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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