Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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