Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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