was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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