So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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