with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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