Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.