He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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